'She who must be Obeyed', had a week off. A week, that was all!
In a series of bizarre events, that do not include customers, Miss Marple retired from the cut and thrust of daily activity, with a spider bite that had gone septic and we managed to break Miss Pankhurst foot. We don't know how, but we did.
Those of us that survived last weeks retail carnage, will be wafting figures about in an effort avoid explaining how we broke Miss Pankhurst and what exactly, we were doing with a bottle of alcohol and Miss Marple's tights on counter.
Here's hoping Miss Marple has super powers when she gets back, the ability to climb the walls will be very handy at Christmas!
