There is a day of the week and an hour during that day, which we have named 'Freak O'Clock. It is truly bizarre. All the badly put together outfits, avant-garde individuals and really strange folk come together at a cross roads in the Hall of Plenty. All we can do is hold on to the fixtures and fittings and look frightened.
Last week, one lady taking inspiration from the current retrospective flora edition of an Armitage shanks toilet, collided with a man in a full Samurai outfit, whilst a whole gaggle of what may have been Cheerleaders shimmed past.
It doesn't happen any other day.
