' I bet you hate gift wrapping when you get home ....'
'Isn't it awful, the weather is...'
So just to shake things up, because actually , I don't hate gift wrapping. I love it, wrapping gifts means I am not searching through a giant tip of western, 'Feel good' recycling, looking for stuff I can sell to feed my kids, I decided to say something a bit controversial.
'Blah , Blah, Blah weather....'
'I don't know sir, on a day like today I find it helps to remember we are on a ball in space spinning round. How mad is that?'
Do you know, he went a bit white and was really quiet until I finished.