Slipper Mouth Rides Again!

Oh, you just cannot make this stuff up!
Poor old Slipper Mouth, out on the town you'd think she would be safe from social gaffyness, but No. During a trip to the theatre, she and a friend rose to dance to a very popular and well known part of the show, when she noticed the people in the rows behind were still seated.
'What a load of miserable buggers they are.' she gasped, as she leapt to the right.
'Yeah fancy sitting there when you have paid to see this.' replied her friend as they took a step to the left.
'Do you mind!' Came an indignant voice from behind.
When the lights came up row upon row of wheelchairs glinted in the house lights.

Give us a Clue.

This may not strictly be a post from events in the Hall of Plenty, but I have been known to stray from the beaten path now and again, so bear with me, it does involve some of us.
Now I drive, many people do , but we as team have noticed a certain lack of indication from the greater driving public of late. These days, you need to be Sally Morgan to know which lane drivers intend to be in and we think, using shield technology would be invaluable, if your anywhere near a taxi driver.
So when a number of us where nearly run over, by a chap in a very expensive car, just outside the Hall of Plenty the other day. I was mightily impressed when Miss Marple sauntered over , knocked on the window and said,
'Nice car, was it expensive.'
'Yeah.' he answered aggressively.
'Pity you couldn't afford the one with indicators then , eh?' she replied.
The window went back up a lot faster than it came down. And do you know what, he didn't even indicate as he pulled round us and drove off at a highly inappropriate speed for such a small road.