The Winning Entry. - 'What a W****R

So my friends the time has come. I know you have been waiting with baited breath to see which story has won my competition and I assure you it was tough decision to make, but finally we decided on our winner.
Please let me introduce ''Doris'' and her story;

'I am not a Cosmetics Consultant but I do work in retail and have a lot stories of about abusive customers, however this story was told to me by a dear friend who worked in a Perfume Department for many years before she retired.
On a busy Saturday sometime ago my friend was working at her counter. A nice looking, mature, couple came to her and enquired about the fragrances. When they had decided on one, the lady left her husband to pay and wait for the bottle to be gift wrapped while she went to buy herself face cream. My friend was busy wrapping when the gentleman started to talk to her about how long she had worked in the store and asked if she enjoyed her job. Everything was normal until the gentleman told her he had noticed her around in the store a few times before. She laughed and said that it was very possible because she had worked there for a long time. Then he told her that he thought she was a very good looking woman. My friend thanked him for the compliment and tried to hand over the bag with his perfume in. Suddenly he took her hand and told her he would think about her that night whilst he was having a wank. Furious, my friend removed her hand and marched over to his wife at another counter, handing her the fragrance and asked her if her husband often told people that. The wife asked what he had said, my friend told her and left the poor woman to deal with it. We do not know what happened after that because my friend did not look back and went on her break. But before she retired they still came into the store only they stayed well away from her counter.'

I'm sure you will agree a worthy winner!