Well that was fun!
Merry Christmas to all of us in retail slavery, may your feet recover quickly and let us hope we don't get too many returns for the New Year.
Constantly repeating the phrase,
'No, I'm afraid we can't accept that back without a receipt,' is really code for, 'I don't give a shit if you don't like it, you should be grateful you got it.'
Remember, there are children who's idea of joy is finding a bit of plastic they can sell on a huge heap of our recycling.
Merry Christmas X
