Now here's a thing, we have a book we write stuff down in. Just for each other, you know day to day comments, things we need to save for customers, reminders to each other to fill in holiday forms and viciously worded messages from 'She who must be Obeyed' about not lending out the tippex.
Sometimes it gets a bit heated in there, sometimes a bit rude. On occasion we have had to rip out pages of open warfare, in foul mouthed four letter rantings that have gone on for almost a week with everyone getting involved in different coloured pens. Oh yes we have!
Last week I inadvertently left it open on a particularly colourful page, (I won't say what was written, but somebody had admitted to a lewd act of debauchery that her nylon underwear could only have inhibited at the time, in response to an interestingly worded query.) and a customers husband read it. From the grin on his face and the slightly raised eyebrow, I can only assume it was taken in the spirit it was meant, because he hasn't been back.
More discretion required I think!
