Doing the Double-Dip.

Right, it is official. Mole's Economic Barometer reads 'Double Dip.'

Just a few indicators that the retail front is as fit as an arthritic limbo dancer;

1)When ten percent day rolls around , we practically have to send out a taxis to fetch customers to the store.

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2) When you ask if a customer would like the lip-liner that matches the lipstick they are buying, they shoo you to the till in reply.

Otherwise we are still shifting lipstick by the bucket load.  ( Little known fact, we sell more lipstick in times of recession)

There we go, complete fiscal break down of the high-street, via your friendly local tut pushers. Hoping for our own programme on BBC 2, which we would illustrate said phenomenon via pie charts coloured in with eye shadow .