Oh, you just cannot make this stuff up!
Poor old Slipper Mouth, out on the town you'd think she would be safe from social gaffyness, but No. During a trip to the theatre, she and a friend rose to dance to a very popular and well known part of the show, when she noticed the people in the rows behind were still seated.
'What a load of miserable buggers they are.' she gasped, as she leapt to the right.
'Yeah fancy sitting there when you have paid to see this.' replied her friend as they took a step to the left.
'Do you mind!' Came an indignant voice from behind.
When the lights came up row upon row of wheelchairs glinted in the house lights.
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