Yes, we bloody know it's sunny.......

Yes, thank you, we know it is sunny outside.
We can tell.
 Do you know how?
Because , you are wearing a maxi dress and sandals. Now take a good look at every consultant in the store and once you have got past the smacked arse faces that we are displaying, notice the tightly gripped jaw lines as we slam your purchases into our Luxury paper bags. We are more than aware of the weather outside, but we are also sweating our balls off in tights, mixed fabric skirts, jackets, t-shirts and maybe the odd woolly top.
Please excuse us, if we are bitter, but the closest any of us are going to get to a tan is San Tropez and fifteen minutes in a park over our sandwiches with a couple of drunks on a park bench nearby to add to the atmosphere.

Hurrah!