Miss White has a message she would like the world to share.
The phrase Limited Edition, means just that.
Apparently, she does not have a spare 'whatever it is', under the counter, in a drawer or clutched between nylon clad buttocks just waiting for you.
Pulling out your bottom lip, batting your eyelashes or telling her, your wife will never forgive you, will not work because it is gone. No more.
Limited - restricted, confined, without scope; narrow.
Edition - form in which something is published.
Limited Edition, restricted amount of product.
It is not difficult, when it is gone, it is really gone. So having said that, why are we always hearing the same things?
'Oh , but I really liked it. It was a lovely , pinky, reddy orange and it really made my lips look nice. It was about three years ago. Are you sure you don't do it anymore?'
'I'm sorry, but you know that Limited Edition that was out this Christmas, have you still got any?'
'So does that mean you don't have anymore?'
'Are you sure you're not getting anymore in?'
'Oh, does that mean they will never, ever make it again?'
Yes it does. They will never, ever, ever make it again, nor do we have something that looks just like it, now go away stupid!
Just today was another have you got any more of that ***** product. No madame it was a limited edition "so you'll not be getting any more then." yes definatly go away stupid
ReplyDeleteOh bless you Anon. Deep breath, in with anger out with love, exhale. Maybe we should find an new way of expressing Limited Edition , for instance 'yeah that, they are only doing it once, so don't come back whingeing when there is none left.'
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